Blog Worthy Joke

This got me laughing.

A farmer had five pigs:


A farmer had five female pigs. Times were hard, so he decided to take
them to the county fair and sell them. At the fair, he met another
farmer who owned five male pigs. After talking a bit, they decided to
mate the pigs and split everything 50/50. The farmer's lived sixty
miles apart. So they agreed to drive thirty miles each, and find a
field in which to let the pigs mate.

The first morning, the farmer with the female pigs got up at 5 A.M.,
loaded the pigs into the family station wagon, which was the
only vehicle he had, and drove the thirty miles.

While the pigs were mating, he asked the other farmer, "How will I
know if they are pregnant?" The other farmer replied, "If they're
lying in the grass in the morning, they're pregnant. if they're in the
mud, they're not."! ;The next morning the pigs were rolling in the
mud. So he hosed them off, loaded them into the family station wagon
again and proceeded to try again.

This continued each morning for more than a week. The next morning he
was too tired to get out of bed. He called to his wife, "Honey, please
look outside and tell me whether the pigs are in the mud or in the
grass."
"Neither," yelled his wife, "they're in the station wagon and one of
them is honking the horn."